Coffee Addicts and Coffee Snobs are NOT the Same Thing…

You’re an addict when…

-Instant coffee is sufficent
-Your hand writing is so jittery it resembles your 92 year old grandmother’s
-The half a dozen travel mugs in your car aren’t an accumulation of weeks but rather days
-There are multiple brands of coffee in your cabinet (hopefully not your freezer)
-You’ll drink it hot, cold, ten days old…just as long as you get it now
-Your friends know your mugs and your corresponding mood
-The best Christmas present you received was an enlarged car cup holder (for your over sized mug)
-You can’t think strait
-And walking becomes a hazardous cantor
-Your not too concerned about Starbuck’s national closing Tuesday, February 26, at 5:30 pm; there is always JoeMugs


While on the other hand those who inevitable fall into the “snob” qualification would gladly place themselves there to avoid the first catastrophe.

Snobbish behaviors incorporate:

- A single provider of coffee (be it Starbucks or other)
- A personal drink always ordered with a lengthy list of details
- An fervent repulsion to any thought of instant coffee
- All friends know your preference and order accordingly
- Or are to overwhelmed to attempt it
- When you have your coffee is as important as how
- Believes coffee is an experience, not just a way to support their caffeine addiction
- Would never admit to an addiction, but rather claim it as a life style
- Would be greatly disturbed to hear that their favorite coffee company is closing at a random time
- Would most defiantly be sure to stop by before if necessary